I just had a terrible, frightening realization, as I sit in bed, eating chinese takeout rice sans utensils: if, for whatever reason, I happen to be under surveillance (supernatural or just regular natural) at the moment, I am SO totally screwed!
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It's like Big brother, writ large and inscrutable.
ReplyDeleteoy gott in himmel, liam- of ALL possible people I could imagine o'erseeing me in such a state, you would have to be the one I fear the most. I beg you, please remember me as a creature of impeccable manners. ack!
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